Russian Mountains - T-Shirt

Regular price $20.00

You're very cultured folk, oh yes you are. You're so brilliant because you've walked a mile in many-a-people's shoes. That includes our brethren in Northern Asian and Eastern Europe. Surely you've met a few babushkas and comrades along the way and learned the language quite well. Walk tall with this badge of honor strewn across your chest.

This T-Shirt features a line drawing of mountains with the Russian words "ОТВАЛИ, МУДАК" (pronounced: otvaly mudak).

WARNING: This translates to FUCK OFF, DICKHEAD.

I had this translated and certified by a legitimate Russian named Evgenia Ovchinikova from St.Petersburg that I met many years ago through the internet while working night shifts.

Design by Jaye, Translation by Evgenia

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26