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Russian Mountains - T-Shirt

Regular price $20.44

Pass the vodka comrade, let us drink like tsars under the stars!

It's part of everyone's life to eventually travel to Russia. Wait, is it not? Well, I guess you just have to settle for a T-shirt that makes it look like you've been there before. Wait a minute, that's not a real place. What could that actually say?

This T-shirt features line drawing mountains that took me HOURS to learn how to draw. You should've seen the first iterations, woo-ee they were TERRIBLE. But I got it down now. So well, that my girlfriend won't stop saying "it looks like joy division!" I love her but give some credit where it's due, baby!

Additionally, it features text that reads like "Ootvalley, Moodok". It literally translates to "F*ck off, D*ckhead" and was certified so by my authentic Russian Friend, Yevgenia.

Design by Jaye, Translation by Yevgenia

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26