Pass the vodka comrade, let us drink like tsars under the stars!
It's part of everyone's life to eventually travel to Russia. Wait, is it not? Well, I guess you just have to settle for a T-shirt that makes it look like you've been there before. Wait a minute, that's not a real place. What could that actually say?
This T-shirt features line drawing mountains that took me HOURS to learn how to draw. You should've seen the first iterations, woo-ee they were TERRIBLE. But I got it down now. So well, that my girlfriend won't stop saying "it looks like joy division!" I love her but give some credit where it's due, baby!
Additionally, it features text that reads like "Ootvalley, Moodok". It literally translates to "F*ck off, D*ckhead" and was certified so by my authentic Russian Friend, Yevgenia.
Design by Jaye, Translation by Yevgenia
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
|Length (inches)||28||29 ¼||30 ¼||31 ¼||32 ½|