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Proud Purgatory Associate - T-Shirt

Regular price $20.44

Jesus H Chriiiiiist working in retail has to be the most absolute pointless way to spend your day unless you're running the place. The hours seem like they drone on and the paychecks seem so few and far between. But sometimes you just gotta suck it up and deal with it. I know I do.

I made this shirt while working at [major grocery store chain] and is a direct parody of the uniforms they had us wear. I wonder if I will get sued or fired when they find out I made this. A man can dream, though. A man can dream. I mean technically it's a legal parody so I probably won't be sued, just fired.

The coworkers almost always are the saving grace and if not for them, probably no one would be there.

Design by Jaye


• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26