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Bowl of Lies ... - T-Shirt

Regular price $20.44

You're a very cultured person, I'm sure of it. This item is clearly an indication that you have indeed visited the very real Japanese island. The text is very indicative of it. Just make sure not to turn your head sideways. Uh oh.

By the way, I'm not good at drawing food, so I literally had to google a pile of dog doody and trace it to try and get the right effect. I love you all that much.

This T-shirt features fake-japanese text saying the phrase "I just left a fat sh*t in the toilet bowl". It also has a a bowl of food stylized to be very similar to how Japanese Ramen shops have their signs

Design by Jaye


• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26